First of all, I hate to use profanity.
As of late I have been working as a tile guy. One thing about setting tile is that some time must pass between the setting of the tile and the time it can be used (i.e.: walked upon). If something happens to the tile between the time the installer has set the tile and the time that some stupid fucking ignorant asshole walks on it then it winds up creating what can sometimes be an enormous amount of work for the installer to repair. Needless to say, any of you readers who might be in the building trades might have a story to tell of some tile guy who was an asshole, trust me-it goes with the trade. I have worked on jobs where a hotel was being renovated-we had traffic cones set up with surveyors tape wrapped around them, complete with signage, saying “WET TILE!” and some idiot in a three-piece suit would try to step over the tape thinking “I won’t slip on that”. I have also worked on commercial jobs where other sub-contractors would move sheetrock barriers in front of a door with the words “ WET TILE-STAY OUT! “ I will save you the story, but once I had an electrician heading out the back door.
Put it this way, I was not close to violence but he went out the back door that day and never walked on our shit again. I don’t care who you are, it is no fun getting reamed out by a hippie and I have left a graveyard of assholes that will never walk on wet tile again.
I apologize to all of my fans that have been waiting for something new. There are two things you need to know;
1) I have been very busy earning an honest buck that is not worth the paper it is printed on.
2) I have a radio show.
Both projects have been swallowing up a lot of my time lately but the important thing for you to understand-my dear reader-is that I hope very soon to record my radio show (all 2 hours per week of it) in a digital format and upload it to this web site.
There is only one thing left to mention for now.
I apologize for all the garbage on this web site in the comment section. To those of you who left a genuine comment weather in praise or condemnation of this site I will make every effort to retain them but I have been away too long from the place and it is time to take out the trash.
If necessary I will disable the “comments” section of this site.
Should that become the case I hear-by promise to take all comments that bear on this site in general or a given piece in particular via e-mail, spelling mistakes and all, and post them as comments on the site for you so long as I should live or this site stays on the web, whatever comes first.
But to all you parasitic cock-suckers who left some hyperlink to a porn site or cheap Viagra connection, my suggestion is make a hard copy of your brief ride on my virtual coat-tails because you are just about done dude.
If I lose a genuine comment then no one regrets it more than I.
I am glad that I Have this voice and I truly appreciate all of you who leave your stain on these pages provided it deals with the subject matter at hand-to one degree or another.
More soon-P.
PS. The radio show is titled "Robin Hood Radio" on WMRW 95.1 FM all-volunteer non-profit non-commercial radio packing 100 watts of power. I will install a hyperlink later.
Looking forward to your food for thought. Illuminati Slayer. Sincerely, Miss St. Laveau.
Posted by: Betty St. Laveau | January 28, 2008 at 08:11 PM
Hey Cousin,
I hope you can get those radio clips up. I'd love to hear them. Even better would be if your radio station had streaming audio(see www.shoutcast.com and http://www.icecast.org/)
I have the same problem with spam weenies pitching idiot-bait in comments on my web site. Most of the time I don't allow comments because it puts me in the position of having to clean out all that crap. Supposedly typepad has anti-spam features that make this easier.
Posted by: William Newhall | January 29, 2008 at 12:50 PM
I would like your thoughts on the upcoming election. Who do you think is going to take the various nominations.
Love your work. Sincerely, Miss St. Laveau.
Posted by: Miss St. Laveau | March 20, 2008 at 01:59 PM
illumanti Slayer, I've been trying to post a comment for you. Your "Engine" I hope is still on. Enjoy your post, will wait for more articles.
Posted by: all else is folly | September 08, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Illumanati Slayer, you are such a good writer. Please write more essays and articles the world needs them.
Your info and thoughts are scary and good, people are hungry for what you are willing to share.
Posted by: All else is folly | September 27, 2008 at 01:28 AM